Q&A with God

What’s your religion?

Are you a guy or a girl?

Is there healthy competition amongst all the Gods that people know?

Everyone says there are 9 people in the world who look alike…….do you do this based on continents or

randomly?

When do you sleep? Most importantly, who backs you up when you do?

How do you prioritise prayers? Is there any room for corruption?

I know this whole vaporisation thing about rain….what’s your story?

If you live in heaven because the Earth is not such a great place, how come you let your children live

here…….what’s all the parent-child relationship mumbo jumbo?

If there is life after death and we need to live even when we are up there……then why is there death?

If people go to heaven because you need them there then why send them here at all. And by the way,

what good do grand parents do for you?

Did you inspire someone to make the credit card….I want to know the truth

What’s the confusion with tomatoes….are they fruits or veggies?

Why can’t people be kids longer?

Is there life on Pluto? Send me a pic.

If you actually make unique people how come all parents react in the same way over the same things!

Are you good with maths? I’m asking cause everytime I looked at a sum and didn’t know what to do I said

to myself “Only God knows what this must be”

Why are we taught to write your name with a capital ‘G’?

What happens when you are really mad at someone?

Do you cry?

What’s your favourite song?

Where’s the pub….in heaven or hell?

When is the Earth going to be over once and for all……..I don’t trust these scientists

What were you thinking when you made ants?

Who is smarter than you?

What’s your favourite colour?

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3 Responses to Q&A with God

  1. Chhanda says:

    Very funny…. 🙂

  2. The probable answers God would give are mentioned after every point by me.

    Prakash

    — On Tue, 10/6/09, Vishwas Kulkarni wrote:

    > From: Vishwas Kulkarni
    > Subject: Q&A with God
    > To: “‘Sayali Kulkarni'” ,
    > ketki_emmarocks@yahoo.co.in, “Apoorva Kulkarni”
    > , “‘YASHWANT KULKARNI'”
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    > Date: Tuesday, October 6, 2009, 8:09 PM
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    > April 6, 2009
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    > What’s
    > your religion?

    I never made them you did.
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    > Are you a
    > guy or a girl?

    A girl or boy is a human. I am god.
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    > Is there
    > healthy competition amongst all the Gods that people know?
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    You have created many gods I am actually only one.
    > Everyone
    > says there are 9 people in the world who look alike…….do you do this
    > based on continents or
    >
    > randomly?

    Who is this everyone. Humans ask them I did not say this.
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    > When do
    > you sleep? Most importantly, who backs you up when you do?

    Humans need sleep not gods.
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    > How do
    > you prioritise prayers? Is there any room for corruption?

    Prayers are needed by humans as they feel it pleases god. Actually it pleases only humans. I do not need prayers only action in goodness.
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    > I know
    > this whole vaporisation thing about
    > rain….what’s your story?

    You need the rain not the story
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    > If you
    > live in heaven because the Earth is not such a great place, how come
    > you let your children live
    >
    > here…….what’s
    > all the parent-child relationship mumbo jumbo?

    I expect the children to creat heaven on earth. At present they are misarably failing.
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    > If there
    > is life after death and we need to live even when we are up
    > there……then why is there death?

    Because you end up failing on the mission that you have been sent for.

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    > If people
    > go to heaven because you need them there then why send them here at
    > all. And by the way,
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    > what good
    > do grand parents do for you?

    Thats what you say that they go to heaven as i need them. If I can creat you send you to earth I can create people for me in heaven as well.
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    > Did you
    > inspire someone to make the credit card….I want to know the truth
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    Credit Card is humans creation not gods. Humans are greedy and need credit cards to satisfy their greed temperorily.

    > What’s
    > the confusion with tomatoes….are they fruits or veggies?

    They are ment to be eaten and humans get rich vitamin C. Eat them like fruits if you like or as veggies if not. I dont care.
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    > Why
    > can’t people be kids longer?

    Because humans think they have out grown their child hood and have become men/woman and want to prove it to other humans.
    >
    > Is there
    > life on Pluto? Send me a pic.

    First look at your home (earth). Please set you home right first before looking at your neighbour.
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    > If you
    > actually make unique people how come all parents react in the same way
    > over the same things!

    There is something called as religion and society that humans have created and from them have learnt some rules of allowed and forbidden which are known to all and hence they react the same way over the same things.
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    > Are you
    > good with maths? I’m asking cause everytime I looked at a sum and
    > didn’t know what to do I said
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    > to myself
    > “Only God knows what this must
    > be”

    How does it matter if I am good or not. One thing is for sure if you leave it to me it means you do not know the answer and it matters to you definately. I am beyond all that.
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    > Why are
    > we taught to write your name with a capital ‘G’?
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    Ask your parents, priests or who ever tells you to write that way. I definately did not.

    > What
    > happens when you are really mad at
    > someone?

    Do you think I really get mad. If I did do you think the earth would exist with all the mess you guys are making of my creation. I am waiting not so soon. When I really get mad and if you are there you will know.
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    > Do you
    > cry?

    I do not have expectations from anybody.

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    > What’s
    > your favourite song?

    Songs are needed by humans so cheer them up, to make them feel good, sad, etc etc. Moods are not my cup of tea. I am always happy all the time.

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    > Where’s
    > the pub….in heaven or hell?

    Pub is required by humans it is definately on earth.
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    > When is
    > the Earth going to be over once and for all……..I don’t trust these
    > scientists

    Why do you bother. If you live to see it see it for yourself.
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    > What were
    > you thinking when you made ants?
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    I wanted the living race to live more cleanly so made ants like many other insects/animals who keep the earth clean. If it is left to humans they will make it one big garbage can of the whole earth.

    > Who is
    > smarter than you?

    Why does it bother you? And if it does find it out yourself.

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    > What’s
    > your favourite colour?

    Strange the humans do not learn or understand even after so many years of praying to me and trying to please me. Do you think I am human to have favourites?
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  3. Shekhar says:

    This is really cool… 🙂 nice one…

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